Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea